Text Box: Senor Frog spills the (Mexican) beans Text Box: Senor Jose Sanchez Frog, ex-correspondent of the infamous Morel Show, is joining millions of Americans in the jobless market these days in the quest for job certainty, and a general redefinition of self worth.  "I not much talented", he explains,  "on Morel Text Box: Show, I had specific job functions.   Get coffee.  Answer phone.  Finally one month I get promoted to do a report on nightlife in Rochester.  Aye Caramba, what can I do?  There is nothing there but unhappy cows and mucho farmland.  So I get layoff.  Is no fair, this gringo boss of mine." Indeed this is becoming a common story across America.  Outsourcing, and downsizing are the trends now, and the Morel Show seems no different.   "We cant afford to keep delinquent Text Box: amphibian employees at premium cost", says Roland Morel, the show's writer and producer.  "When you got half your staff grubbing for flies during shooting breaks, something's gotta give. He's a nice frog and all, but very needy as employees go. He kept complaining about the food.  ‘I want fish tacos, I want burritos, I want fresh flies.’  This isn’t Mexico, its Rochester." Senor Frog's agent was not available for comment. Text Box: March 15, 2004 Text Box: Volume 1, Issue 3 Text Box: Text Box: Still Alive, and Starting to Kick, Too!

“Those people, they treat me bad”

- Senor Frog

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MLB Report

March, 2004

Welcome to the first edition of the Pickle's Major League Baseball report.  In this space, I, the esteemed JRat, will keep you updated on all of the happenings in baseball.  Those of you that know me know I'm a big Yankees fan, but, unlike Fox News, I will be fair and balanced. So, enough of that, let's get on with it.     ( full story)